This is a collection of the better stuff that I've either downloaded or been emailed.

I'm have them on flash/YouTube style pages too. Check them out here! .... Comments/suggestions? Robert

For some good music, visit The Martino Conspiracy

Cartoon of the day from Tundra (Chad Carpenter)

Buy his warez or he'll go back to singing and playing the accordion!

FYI: SNL searches are the most popular. You'll find them towards the bottom since the newest ones are at the top.

New Videos

China Airlines: The landing from Hell. - Clicks: 16

Missing Tire: Watch out! - Clicks: 17

Best First Dance: For a wedding. - Clicks: 13

Caveira: I don't know spanish but this is still funny. - Clicks: 14

darwinawardreject1: Ouch! - Clicks: 15

darwinawardreject2: Watch out! - Clicks: 13

darwinawardreject3: Bam! - Clicks: 21

darwinawardreject4: Faster... - Clicks: 14

darwinawardreject5: Hold your breath! - Clicks: 15

Iraqinight: Shoot the terrorists. - Clicks: 23

Power Windows: Now everybody can have them! - Clicks: 15

Santa Mom: Is mom really santa? - Clicks: 18

Saying Goodbye: Some just do it better than others. - Clicks: 17

At Home Testing: Find out now before it's too late! - Clicks: 10

Making a good Taliban: More like making a good target. *Warning-extremely graphic!!! - Clicks: 16

How to lose your job: The wrong way to do an interview. Or is it the wrong person? - Clicks: 20

Scrotum Scrub: A real mans scrub *Do I really have to say it's not for the kids? - Clicks: 18

HammerKing: A very talented juggler. - Clicks: 17

Kitchen Oil Fire: What do do and NOT to do. - Clicks: 15

Glow Stick: How to make your own using Mountain Dew - Clicks: 14

IED: Watch an IED blow up. - Clicks: 17

WTO: A whole day of events in one song. - Clicks: 12

30mm: Watch the bad guys get shot up. - Clicks: 12

217: The One minute painting. Really cool. - Clicks: 17

8-20goodies: CSI like you've never seen before. - Clicks: 14

CopWeed: Dude trips out and calls 911. - Clicks: 19

Model: Model gets laughed at on the news. - Clicks: 17

Mormons: Have you ever wanted to do this to them? - Clicks: 19

Omazing Grace: No more booze for you. - Clicks: 16

Sea World: What happens there, stays there. *Not the best for the kiddies - Clicks: 15

Kite Surfer: Time to pick a new hobby. - Clicks: 15

Taxi Please: Isn't it a bit late for a taxi? - Clicks: 16

Dry Cleaners: When you need your new clothes on now. *Not for the kiddies! - Clicks: 17

Dental Hygienist: Why can't my dentist do this? *Not for the kiddies! - Clicks: 14

Magic Trick: Ok, so how did he do this? - Clicks: 16

Men See Everything: Can you catch it? - Clicks: 16

The Office: How do people like this get hired? - Clicks: 15

Walter's view on marriage: A guy and his dummy talk about marriage. - Clicks: 18

When good cops go bad: Another good prank to pull on people. - Clicks: 16

Spermatozoides: These commercials are just getting out of hand. - Clicks: 20

Alarmorgasmique: An original car alarm. - Clicks: 16

Phone Prank: This one went horribly wrong. - Clicks: 16

Lucky: Lucky guy, close-call accident. - Clicks: 19

Jay Leno: Dealing with the Public Series. - Clicks: 13

Pool Drunk: Never drink and pass out at the pool. - Clicks: 22

Piss: Another potty prank. - Clicks: 17

Best Illusion: This one is different. - Clicks: 18

Moose: A moose in my driveway. - Clicks: 15

Outsourcing: Ok, enough with the outsourcing already! - Clicks: 14

How not to land a Helicopter: Ok, who designed the landing pad area? - Clicks: 18

Bad Date: Or is it? *Not for the kiddies! - Clicks: 15

Battle of New Orleans: Post Katrina. - Clicks: 12

Hilarious Prank: Here kitty kitty. - Clicks: 15

Worlds Most Dangerous Comedian: Or the dumbest. Your call. - Clicks: 16

We Wish You A Merry Christmas: Another guy using his balls to play music. - Clicks: 17

WC-Man: And you think you have a crappy job. - Clicks: 16

Tequila: It helps with all of your problems in life. - Clicks: 15

Stuffed Animals: Never put them in the back window of your car. - Clicks: 28

Santa Claus: A reading of Twas the night before a non-denominational winter holiday. - Clicks: 14

Parachute with Flare Gun: For those of you who think parachuting just isn't exciting enough. - Clicks: 18

Lifeguard: Breaktime. - Clicks: 13

Kissing Prank: These people know how to monkey around. - Clicks: 17

How do you get a cow jealous: But you only have 2 of them! *not for the kiddies. - Clicks: 14

Fruitcake Lady: No beating around the bush with this woman. - Clicks: 14

Fred Astaire and Eleanor Powell: You just don't see people dancing like this anymore. - Clicks: 19

Fantastic Machine: Cool music playing machine. - Clicks: 14

Family Feud: Always wear a bra on tv. *not for the kiddies. - Clicks: 13

Dragon Costume: Watch where you put the tail. - Clicks: 13

Dodge Commercial: Pulled on the first day. - Clicks: 12

DeeDeeDee: From Carlos Mencia. (.flv file) - Clicks: 22

Blondes: Don't go on a tv show if you're blonde. - Clicks: 14

911 call: This was made from a joke. - Clicks: 11

Hillary: Who gets the profits in your company? (flv file) - Clicks: 17

TV Commercial: This is the most disgusting commercial I've ever seen! - Clicks: 12

Woomba: This seems like a SNL commercial. - Clicks: 16

3rdWorldBombSquad: What idiots! - Clicks: 13

BMW Crash: Never get out of your car while driving. - Clicks: 38

Ball Bounce: This kid has talent. - Clicks: 15

Birdstrike: Another one bites the dust. - Clicks: 15

Blondestar: If they only had this in cars! - Clicks: 11

Car Commercial: Keep your eye on the car. - Clicks: 16

CNN Weather: Watch the hissy fit. - Clicks: 13

Earthquake: Looks real, is it? - Clicks: 11

Flying Dog: Keep your eye on the dog. - Clicks: 16

Goldfish: Smart fish. - Clicks: 13

Longbow in Iraq: Night video of terrorists getting shot. - *Must See* Clicks: 33

Boy at the beach: Where do these kids come from? - Clicks: 14

MDIS Satelite leaves the earth: Watch earth as it leaves. - Clicks: 33

The Mosstril 5000: Kate Moss vaccuum. - *Must See* Clicks: 14

Office Ball: What every girl needs at work. - Clicks: 16

Parking#1: Don't try this in your own car. - Clicks: 32

Parking#2: Or this either. - Clicks: 16

Police answering machine: What every cop needs. - Clicks: 13

Low loop: Those Navy pilots are the best. - Clicks: 15

Safety glass: Where do they breed these morons? - Clicks: 16

Bomb Drop: Ooops! - Clicks: 15

Star Wars Parody: Very low budget. - This one is by Raymond. Clicks: 13

Balloon: She swallows the whole thing! - *You gotta see this to believe it!* Clicks: 19

Breast Exam: Do it yourself! - Clicks: 15

Bus Dodge: Is this real? - Clicks: 24

Car Jump: On skis. - Clicks: 26

Cat: Caught on fan. - Clicks: 23

Cats: The games they play. - Clicks: 14

Cat Surprise: You just can't trust them. - Clicks: 33

Chupachups: Don't ask. - Clicks: 35

Close Call: One very lucky guy! - Clicks: 17

Don't ever get this drunk: Can you stomach watching this? - Clicks: 16

Extreme BMX: - Clicks: 15

Fallos: Don't ask. Not for the kids! - Clicks: 13

Fanta: Bless you. - Clicks: 26

Glass Door: Watch out. - Clicks: 38

Go-Kart: This is painfull. - Clicks: 28

Ferreri: Great car, lousy driver. - Clicks: 28

Hare gets it: You never feel the one that gets you. - Clicks: 14

Ibrator: If you have to ask, you don't want to watch. - Clicks: 15

Kidstone Vitamins: Every parent should have these! - *Must See!* Clicks: 16

Legos: Best Lego movie I've seen. - Clicks: 13

Medical: Do not marry this woman. - Clicks: 36

Negligence: And you thought only guys were trigger happy. - Clicks: 28

No Seat Belt: Always wear your seat belt! - *Show your kids this one* Clicks: 19

Pool Jump: Ouch. - Clicks: 12

Pull Up!: The crazy things people do. - Clicks: 17

Reptile Attacks: Animals on TV are so fun. - Clicks: 27

Rhino Fun: Someone needs to get this rhino some glasses. - Clicks: 14

SNL-Bassomatic: What every fisherman needs. - Clicks: 15

SNL-Hold Them Boobs: Too bad she didn't have to sneeze. - Clicks: 15

SNL-Bug Off: Get rid of your bugs. - Clicks: 17

SNL-Buh Bye!: Fly the friendly skies with these people. - Clicks: 16

SNL-Chia Hair: Bald isn't so bad after all. - Clicks: 14

SNL-Cluckin Chicken: Don't watch while eating. - Clicks: 15

SNL-Jaws: Knock-knock. - Clicks: 16

SNL-Julia: It's just a flesh wound. - Clicks: 15

SNL-New Schimmer: Floor wax or Desert topping? - Clicks: 15

SNL-Swill: Thirsty? - Clicks: 16

Steelers: Bird gets it. - Clicks: 14

Stoppie1: Idiots on motorcycles. - Clicks: 32

Stoppie2: More idiots. - Clicks: 42

Tech Blooper: Ooops. - Clicks: 15

Tie-Wars: A good Star Wars Parody. - Clicks: 14

Today Show Flash: Live TV can be fun. - Clicks: 23

Storm Troopers: Done COPS style. - Clicks: 12

Truck Surfing: The national sport for morons. - Clicks: 16

How to fold a T-Shirt: Different. - Clicks: 51

Viagra: Like you've never seen it before. - Clicks: 16

Women in waiting room: Has this ever happened to you? - Not for the kids. Clicks: 17

Wormsy: From the game Worms. - Clicks: 32

Darth Vader calls the Emperor. - *This is great!* Clicks: 15

Big Deck: Jeff Foxworthy and pals. - Clicks: 15

Kangaroo: You just never know what they're going to do. - Clicks: 16

Mentos: Another experiment with Mentos. - Clicks: 12

Waterfuel: Will this replace gas? - Clicks: 18

Criss Angel: Watch what he does to this girl. - Clicks: 13

Latte: With service like this, I'm going to start drinking coffee! *Not for the kiddies!* - Clicks: 13

Letterman on Bill Gates: Letterman gets back at Bill Gates - Clicks: 13

Soup Commercial: Seek help if this describes you. - Clicks: 15

Magic: Good magician. - Clicks: 14

Magic: Watch him pull apart the girl! - Clicks: 17

Cop Cam: Watch the cop get a clip emptied on him. - Clicks: 12

Columbine Massacre: Intense video of the shootings. From school security system. *Viewer Discretion Advised! - Clicks: 16

Song for Employees: Sing this one at work and see what happens. - Clicks: 16

Musical Horns: One real horny guy. - Clicks: 16

Metalstorm: A new type of gun system. - Clicks: 16

Couple in bed: Just what you want to hear other people say. *Not for the kiddies!* - Clicks: 15

Budweiser Tribute: 9/11 tribute. - Clicks: 27

Lemonade Prank: Always buy your lemonade bottled. - Clicks: 14

Anti-Dem ad by Zucker: Banned from YouTube, this vid is a parody of Kim Jong, terrorists and the Democratic policies. ***A must see!!! (This is a .flv file) - Clicks: 29

Assholes: From Spaceballs, see the movie if you can! - Clicks: 15

Bill O'Reilly: Clip of him reading his mail. - Clicks: 16

Courage the Dog: Cleans his eyes. - Clicks: 15

Courage the Dog: Gets blown up. - Clicks: 12

Courage the Dog: Screams. Just love the way he screams! - Clicks: 17

Comb the desert: From Spaceballs. Don't take everything too literally. - Clicks: 13

Mattress Ranch: Low budget commercial from Alaska. - Clicks: 15

I'm the President!: From Spaceballs, the President loses it. - Clicks: 12

Schwartz: From Spaceballs, how big is your schwartz? - Clicks: 14

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